Ah, if only that could explain away all the annoying behavior going on at my office, I would feel a lot better about the human race. If I could be certain that guy was only microwaving haddock filets for the purpose of obtaining sevvy, well then, I take back everything I said about him deserving to be run through by a swordfish. Perhaps him, and the woman who pees all over the seat in the ladies room, just have more guts than I do. Maybe six months from now they'll be home collecting their sevvy, having the last laugh, while I'm stuck here in this non-fish smelling, urine-free, hell-hole.
Maybe.
If you want to check out some folks who are doing this kind of thing for real (and by "for real" I mean "in a fictional internet mini series") check out Sevvy Hounds - a comedy web series about using company layoffs to your advantage. Because for some people, getting laid off is the only chance they have of getting out of the corporate world that they've grown to hate. For some people, "your job is safe" is the last thing that they want to hear.
Watch Episode 1 below, and the rest of them here on Sevvy Hounds' YouTube channel.
They've even added a bonus epilogue episode to top off Season 1. So if you find that you've finished all the episodes and it's still only 3:30 p.m., no need to worry.
