Baby Can Read and Do Drugs

I heard a radio commercial on the way home today for Baby Can Read, you know, that program where you teach infants how to read instead of just letting them be infants.  Well, the woman said, and I quote:

"Kids who learn to read at an early age are less likely to do drugs."

Nothing like scare tactics to make you purchase $200 flash cards.  Maybe if I order in the next ten minutes they'll throw in a book on how to keep my kid from being gay.