I sat outside for a few minutes eating an apple. It smelled like dog shit out there but it's a little late in the season for it to be our dog-shit smelling trees. I must've just been sitting near some shit.
I used to be a pretty good secretary who hated her job. Now I write books and I feel much better. I hang onto this blog because it has some funny stuff that I wrote back when I was bored out of my mind.