I needed to pull 17 large size paperclips from my paperclip holder. As I counted out #16 I pretended that if there wasn't one more in there I was going to be murdered. I enjoyed the suspense.
I used to be a pretty good secretary who hated her job. Now I write books and I feel much better. I hang onto this blog because it has some funny stuff that I wrote back when I was bored out of my mind.