The Irony Sickens Me

Secretary 4 Life is now sitting around the house waiting to become Mom 4 Life, which is actually about as mundane an existence as going to the office.  Maybe even more so.  I mean, I made a pot of coffee today but the little hole was clogged so I had to clean it out and make another one.  Then do you know what happened?  Nothing.  The second pot came out fine.  I drank it and it was good because it wasn't free disgusting office coffee and I didn't have to serve it to any ungrateful conference room dwellers, which left me with absolutely nothing to complain about.  How boring is that?  It's a sick world we live in.